By our Armed Forces correspondent Cruz Missile
WHITEHALL - A dire report from the Department of Stating the Totally Fucking Obvious today stated that Britain's Prince Harry may be an increased target for terrorist attacks when he is deployed to fight in Iraq. The report warns that the Prince, 13 (pictured below), could see his celebrity status become a burden if he is blown to pieces by angry Iraqi insurgents. Dr. Godzilla Tryptophan of the government department suggested that Harry's presence in Iraq could see an increase in anti-British violence, as the prospect of capturing or killing a prince would be a massive PR boost to the insurgents.
Prince Harry in full military regalia, yesterday
The Army is said to be concerned that if Prince Harry's whereabouts are made known to the public, Iraqi terrorist groups could easily use the information to target the Prince specifically, putting him and his unit in danger. "Basically, it's very important that the media do not broadcast too much information about where Prince Harry will be posted," an Army spokesperson stated today.
When questioned about where the Prince will be located, he replied: "In Basra. On the third floor of an abandoned library, just behind the old marketplace. I'm sorry I can't be more specific."
1 comment:
Good words.
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